Eric Adams Plays Nice at Socialist Sleepover: Plans to Attend Mamdani's Inauguration

Mayor Eric Adams, the man who once prided himself on being a "law and order" Democrat, is now rolling out the red carpet for New York City's incoming socialist-in-chief, Zohran Mamdani.

In a stunning display of political survival instincts, Adams announced he'll be attending Mamdani's inauguration ceremony. Because nothing says "I have principles" quite like cozying up to the guy who wants to turn the Big Apple into Venezuela del Norte.

Let's be real here, folks: Adams is facing enough legal troubles to make a crime family jealous, and suddenly he's best buddies with the Democratic Socialist who probably thinks the NYPD budget should be redirected to community gardens and free yoga classes. The optics are about as believable as AOC flying commercial.

But wait, it gets better. While Adams plays nice with Mamdani, the city's crime rates continue their upward trajectory, the subway remains a rolling adventure in urban survival, and taxpayers are footing the bill for migrants in luxury hotels. But sure, let's all hold hands and sing "Kumbaya" at the inauguration.

The real question isn't whether Adams will attend—it's whether he'll manage to keep a straight face while Mamdani outlines his plans to turn NYC into a socialist utopia. My money's on him practicing in the mirror.

Shut your suck hole, Eric. We see right through this political theater.

Sources: New York Post coverage of Adams-Mamdani transition plans, NYC political reporting December 2025.

Published: 2025-12-30 | This is satirical content.