Terms of Service

Last Updated: December 30, 2025

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing ShutYourSuckHole.com, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use this website.

2. Satirical Content Disclaimer

All content on this website is intended as political satire and parody. Articles are meant for entertainment and commentary purposes only. The views expressed are exaggerated for comedic effect and should not be taken as factual news reporting. We are not a news organization.

3. Intellectual Property

All original content, including articles, headlines, and graphics, is the property of ShutYourSuckHole.com. You may share links to our content but may not reproduce full articles without permission.

4. User Conduct

Users agree not to use this website for any unlawful purpose or to harass, defame, or harm any individual or entity based on content found here.

5. Social Media Integration

We maintain social media accounts to share our content. By following or engaging with our social media accounts, you agree to the respective platform's terms of service. We do not collect personal data through social media interactions.

6. Limitation of Liability

ShutYourSuckHole.com is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We are not liable for any damages arising from the use of this website or reliance on its content.

7. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of updated terms.

8. Contact

For questions about these terms, contact us through our social media channels.