Privacy Policy
Last Updated: December 30, 2025
1. Introduction
ShutYourSuckHole.com ("we," "our," or "us") respects your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we handle information when you visit our website.
2. Information We Collect
We do not collect personal information from visitors. We do not require registration, accounts, or login to access our content. We do not use cookies for tracking purposes.
3. Analytics
We may use basic server logs to understand traffic patterns. This data is anonymized and used only to improve our service. No personally identifiable information is collected or stored.
4. Social Media
We maintain accounts on social media platforms (such as X/Twitter) to share our content. When you interact with us on these platforms, your data is subject to that platform's privacy policy. We do not collect, store, or process personal data from social media interactions.
5. Third-Party Links
Our articles may contain links to external websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of third-party sites. We encourage you to review their privacy policies.
6. Data Security
Since we do not collect personal data, there is minimal risk to your privacy. Our website uses standard security measures provided by our hosting platform.
7. Children's Privacy
This website contains political satire intended for adult audiences. We do not knowingly collect information from children under 13.
8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy periodically. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date.
9. Contact Us
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, contact us through our social media channels.