AOC Discovers Fire Bad After Private Jet Vacation to Climate Summit

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez bravely warned the world that we have "only 12 years left" before climate catastrophe—then promptly boarded a private jet to a luxury resort for yet another "urgent" climate conference.

In a stunning display of consistency, the self-proclaimed socialist champion of the working class enjoyed carbon-spewing luxury travel while lecturing the peasants about eating bugs and riding bikes. Sources confirm her flight emitted more CO2 in one trip than the average American family does in an entire year.

When confronted, AOC's office responded with the classic: "She's an important leader who needs to be at these events in person." Translation: Rules for thee, but not for me.

Remember folks: The climate crisis is so severe that our betters must fly private to tell us how to live in poverty. Truly inspiring leadership.

Shut your suck hole, AOC. If the planet's dying, maybe start by grounding your jet-setting lifestyle.

Sources: FlightAware tracking data, EPA carbon emission calculator, AOC's own Instagram stories from the resort.

Published: 2025-12-30 | This is satirical content.