Collins Caves on Venezuela War Powers Sham
Senate RINOs stab Trump in the back—hilarious!
Picture this, patriots: Senator Susan Collins, the human weathervane of Maine, got a personal phone call from President Trump, complete with some spicy language, over her flip-floppy stance on restricting his war powers in Venezuela. According to The Hill, Trump unleashed a “profanity-laced rant” because Collins joined a handful of spineless RINOs and Democrat drama queens to limit his ability to act against the socialist cesspool that is Maduro’s regime. Oh, Susan, did the mean words hurt your delicate feelings? Maybe if you spent less time clutching pearls and more time backing a strong America, you wouldn’t need a safe space.
Let’s not pretend this is about “checks and balances” or some noble War Powers Resolution nonsense. This is Collins and her Democrat pals—like Bernie Sanders, who probably thinks Venezuela is a utopia—playing political theater while Maduro starves his people and Trump tries to clean up the mess. Collins, who voted to confirm Trump’s tough-on-dictators picks like Pompeo, now wants to tie his hands because, what, it’s trendy to oppose anything Trump does? Newsflash, Susan: You’re not a resistance hero; you’re a speed bump on the road to Making America Great Again. The hypocrisy reeks worse than a Portland lobster trap in July.
And can we talk about the sheer cowardice? Collins hides behind “bipartisanship” while Venezuela burns, as if pandering to leftists who’d rather hug dictators than fight them is a virtue. Meanwhile, Trump’s out there trying to stop a humanitarian disaster—over 7 million Venezuelans have fled since 2015, per the UN—and Collins is whining about tone. Here’s a hot tip, Senator: If you can’t handle a salty phone call, maybe politics isn’t your game. Go knit mittens for socialism fans instead. The rest of us will back a leader who fights for freedom, not a senator who flops harder than a fish on dry land.
Takeaway:
Susan Collins, your waffling is a national embarrassment—grow a spine!
Sources:
- The Hill: "Trump dials Collins with ‘profanity-laced rant’ over Venezuela war powers vote"
- NBC News: "Senate advances measure to restrict Trump's power to use military force in Venezuela"
- CNN: "Handful of Republicans join Democrats to force Senate check on Trump’s war powers in Venezuela"
Disclaimer: This is satire, folks. We’re just skewering the absurdity of spineless politicians with sharp wit and cold, hard facts. No threats, just laughs at the expense of liberal (and RINO) lunacy.
Shut your suck hole, Susan Collins, and stop playing footsie with freedom’s enemies!
Published: 2026-01-11 | This is satirical content.