Cornyn Stabs Trump-Backed Paxton in Back

John Cornyn just confirmed he's more loyal to the Senate swamp than to the President who cleaned house in 2024.

The Texas senator dodged every question about supporting Ken Paxton, the Trump-endorsed attorney general running in the Republican Senate primary. Cornyn's past comments already branded Paxton unfit, yet he now pretends neutrality while Democrats like James Talarico gear up for November. This is the same Cornyn who spent years blocking Trump priorities from the inside, only to suddenly discover "concerns" when voters pick actual fighters over Chamber of Commerce placeholders.

Paxton's record shows aggressive lawsuits against Biden-era overreach on borders and mandates, exactly the constitutional push Trump voters demanded. Cornyn's refusal signals he prefers Democrats retain leverage through weak Republicans who fold on confirmation fights and spending bills. Establishment types like him thrive when primaries reward name recognition over results, leaving real reformers sidelined until the next cycle.

Shut your suck hole, Cornyn.

Satire. But you knew that.

Published: 2026-05-24 | This is satirical content.