Democrats’ Jan. 6 Hypocrisy Hits New Low

Teaser: Senate Dems cry over rioters while ignoring their own chaos.

Buckle up, patriots, because the liberal clown car just took a hard left into Absurdityville. Senate Democrats, led by the sanctimonious duo of Oregon’s Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley, are pushing bills to ban taxpayer-funded payouts to January 6th “insurrectionists.” Meanwhile, House Speaker Mike Johnson rightfully slammed the door on government restitution for J6 rioters, calling it a non-starter. But let’s unpack this Democrat dumpster fire, shall we? These are the same self-righteous hacks who cheered on BLM and Antifa rioters torching cities in 2020, costing billions in damages, while calling it “mostly peaceful.” Rules for thee, but not for me, right, comrades?

Let’s name and shame: Wyden and Merkley, alongside their Senate sob-squad, are clutching pearls over J6 rioters potentially getting a dime, yet they were silent when Kamala Harris promoted a bail fund for 2020 rioters who looted and burned. Remember her tweet on June 1, 2020, urging donations to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to “help post bail for those protesting”? Verifiable fact, folks—she’s on record. Now they’re all “think of the Capitol!” while ignoring the small businesses destroyed by their pet mobs. And don’t forget Senator Ruben Gallego, marking the fifth anniversary of J6 with a Senate floor speech dripping with crocodile tears. Hey, Ruben, where’s your eulogy for the 25+ deaths and $2 billion in damages from the 2020 riots? Crickets. Hypocrisy so thick you could cut it with a butter knife.

Here’s the kicker: these Democrat drama queens want to ban payouts for J6 folks while their own policies reward illegal aliens with freebies and forgive student loans for gender studies grads who can’t find a Starbucks to protest at. But heaven forbid a J6 granny who waved a flag gets a nickel! It’s the ultimate elitist two-step: coddle your own violent mobs, then play victim when the other side gets rowdy. If hypocrisy were an Olympic sport, Wyden, Merkley, and Gallego would sweep the podium. So, to this trio of theatrical tyrants, I’ve got three words: Shut your suck holes, Wyden, Merkley, and Gallego—your fake outrage is as convincing as a Biden coherence seminar.

Takeaway: Democrats: fine with burning cities, but J6 payouts? Unthinkable!

Sources:
- HuffPost: "Mike Johnson Opposes Government Paying Restitution To Jan. 6 Rioters"
- CBS News: "5 years after Jan. 6 attack, Senate Democrats seek to ban taxpayer-funded payouts to Capitol rioters"
- Merkley.gov: "Wyden and Merkley Introduce Bills to Ban Taxpayer Payouts for January 6 Insurrectionists"

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Published: 2026-01-09 | This is satirical content.