Democrats Cap Off 2025 With a Bang: More Lies, More Excuses, Zero Self-Reflection
As the clock ticks down on 2025, America's liberal elite are popping champagne (imported, of course—none of that domestic swill) to celebrate another year of masterful gaslighting. From burying their own election autopsy report to pretending the Biden-Harris border disaster never happened, Democrats have turned hypocrisy into an Olympic sport—and they're going for gold in 2026.
Just this week, conservative outlets dropped truth bombs listing the "Top 25 Lies of 2025" from the left: everything from calling ICE the "Gestapo" while ignoring the murderers and rapists they let flood in, to defending socialism as Venezuela 2.0 crumbles. And let's not forget the media's sudden "concern" over presidential fitness now that Trump's back in charge—after four years of hiding Joe Biden's vacant stares and gaffes like they were classified docs in a garage.
Meanwhile, corporate bankruptcies hit levels not seen since 2010, thanks to the lingering stench of Bidenomics. But don't worry, folks—Kamala Harris is out there on her endless book tour, laughing all the way to the bank, while AOC and Gavin Newsom jockey for 2028 like it's a reality show audition. Newsom's busy turning California into a third-world paradise (homeless tents sold separately), and AOC's rallying the squad to "fight the oligarchy"—you know, the one that doesn't include her designer wardrobe budget.
The cherry on top? Democrats spent the year whining about "democracy dying in darkness" while quietly placing election deniers in key spots and labeling any opposition as "terrorism." Projection much?
As Trump rings in the new year with actual wins—like blocking Venezuelan oil tankers and staring down China—liberals are left clutching their pearls, wondering why voters rejected their endless fearmongering.
Shut your suck hole, Democrats. 2025 was the year America saw through your lies. Here's to 2026: may your excuses be as fresh as your failed policies.
Sources: The Federalist ("The Left's Top 25 Lies Of 2025"), Washington Times ("2025 was the year of the big liberal lie"), Democracy Now! headlines on surging bankruptcies (Dec 30, 2025), and countless clips of Harris cackling while the economy tanked.
Published: 2025-12-30 | This is satirical content.