Dems Cry as Fed Probe Fizzles

Justice Department drops Powell investigation, and leftists weep.

Kamala Harris and her Democrat clown car are clutching pearls over the Justice Department dropping its probe into Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. Oh, the horror! Trump’s administration dared to stop sniffing around the Fed’s golden toilets...renovations that cost taxpayers millions while Harris was busy cackling through her vice presidency. Now, in 2026, she’s whining about “threats to independence” when she spent four years cheering Biden’s meddling in every institution from the IRS to your grandma’s knitting circle.

Let’s get real: Harris and Chuck Schumer aren’t mad about “independence.” They’re pissed they can’t weaponize another federal agency against Trump’s agenda. Schumer’s already bleating about “checks and balances,” as if he didn’t spend decades rubber-stamping every bloated Fed policy that jacked up inflation to levels not seen since disco died. And Harris? Her sudden concern for fiscal oversight is richer than Powell’s office decor...where was this energy when she backed Biden’s $1.9 trillion “rescue plan” that fueled 9% inflation in 2022? Rules for thee, but not for me, right, Kamala?

The truth stings worse than their fake outrage: the Fed’s been a Democrat piggy bank for years, printing money to cover their disastrous spending while Powell played lapdog. Now that Trump’s team called off the dogs, Harris and her ilk are screaming “dictatorship!” from their ivory towers. Hypocrisy so thick you could spread it on toast. If they loved independence so much, they’d stop begging for handouts and let the free market breathe. Until then, spare us the crocodile tears.

Shut your suck hole, Kamala Harris, and take your faux indignation back to the laugh track where it belongs.

Satire. But you knew that.

Published: 2026-04-24 | This is satirical content.