Dems’ Venezuela Witch Hunt Implodes

Dems cry “Big Oil collusion” while ignoring their own corruption.

Listen up, patriots, because the left is at it again, spinning their tinfoil hat conspiracies faster than a CNN teleprompter on overdrive. The latest liberal freakout? A watchdog group and their Democrat lapdogs are demanding to know if Trump’s administration “colluded” with Big Oil in the lead-up to military action in Venezuela. Yes, the same Democrats who’ve spent decades cozying up to every dictator from Caracas to Tehran are now clutching their pearls over alleged corporate influence. Spare me the crocodile tears, you sanctimonious swamp rats.

Let’s name names and call out the hypocrisy, shall we? House Democrats, led by the ever-outraged Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), are screeching for answers about Trump’s supposed oil industry ties, as if they didn’t spend the last four years rubber-stamping Biden’s green energy grift to line the pockets of their eco-cronies at Solyndra 2.0. Remember when Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act funneled billions to solar and wind scams while gas prices hit record highs? Yeah, that wasn’t “collusion”—that was just “climate justice,” right? And don’t get me started on Nancy Pelosi, who insider-traded her way to a net worth that would make a Big Oil exec blush, all while preaching about “corporate greed.” Rules for thee, but not for me, eh, Nan?

The cherry on this hypocrisy sundae is the left’s sudden concern for Venezuela. Where were these clowns when Maduro was starving his people and rigging elections while Obama and Biden sent pallets of cash to Iran, a regime that props up Maduro’s thuggery? Now they’re worried about Trump’s “military operation” bypassing Congress, as if they didn’t cheer when Obama bombed Libya without a peep of approval. The Washington Post even ran an op-ed whining Trump might “regret” skipping Congress—oh, please, the only thing you regret is that Trump didn’t ask permission from your woke war council. Face it, Dems: You don’t care about Venezuela. You care about impeaching Trump for the 47th time because your Russia hoax and Ukraine phone call flops didn’t stick.

Here’s the brutal truth: Trump’s Venezuela op, whether tied to Big Oil or not, was about protecting American interests and stopping a socialist hellhole from exporting chaos—something Democrats wouldn’t understand since they’re too busy importing socialism here. Meanwhile, your “watchdog” groups are just Soros-funded attack dogs barking up the wrong tree. So, to Jamie Raskin and his band of performative patriots, I say this: Shut your suck hole, Raskin, and stop projecting your greasy graft onto a man who actually gets things done.

Takeaway:
Democrats decry “collusion” while swimming in their own swamp slime.

Sources:
- Common Dreams: “Watchdog Demands to Know if Trump Admin Colluded With Big Oil”
- The Washington Post: “Opinion | Trump may regret bypassing Congress on Venezuela”
- The New York Times: “Democrats Seek Answers About Oil Industry’s Knowledge of Venezuela Operation”

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental—and probably hilarious.

Published: 2026-01-08 | This is satirical content.