Dems’ Witch Hunt Targets Middle East Envoy
Dems cry “investigation” while ignoring their own shady deals—hypocrisy alert!
Listen up, patriots, because the hypocrisy train has pulled into station, and it’s flying a big blue flag! Democratic lawmakers, led by the sanctimonious duo of Senator Chris Murphy and Representative Jamie Raskin, are demanding an investigation into Steve Witkoff, Trump’s pick for Middle East envoy. Why? Because he’s a successful businessman with ties to Trump—gasp! Horror! Apparently, having a real job and not being a career swamp creature is now a crime in Dem-land. But don’t worry, they’ve got their magnifying glasses out, hunting for any speck of dirt while ignoring the landfill of corruption in their own backyard.
Let’s talk specifics, because these whiny leftists love to throw vague accusations but crumble under facts. Murphy and Raskin are clutching their pearls over Witkoff’s business dealings, claiming potential “conflicts of interest.” Meanwhile, let’s not forget Murphy’s flip-flop on foreign policy—once a dove on Middle East intervention, now he’s hawkish when it suits his narrative. And Raskin? This guy’s been obsessed with Trump witch hunts since 2016, yet conveniently ignores the Biden family’s shady overseas dealings with Hunter’s laptop of doom. Rules for thee, but not for me, right, boys? It’s almost like they think screaming “investigation” distracts from their own grime—spoiler: it doesn’t, you sanctimonious gasbags.
Here’s the kicker: these Dems are acting like they’re the morality police while their party’s elite jet-set to climate conferences on private planes and rake in millions from lobbying gigs post-office. If they spent half as much time investigating their own donors as they do Trump appointees, we’d have a cleaner government than a bleached hospital ward. Witkoff’s crime? Being loyal to a president who prioritizes America First over their globalist nonsense. So, keep crying, Dems—your tears are the sweetest symphony to those of us who still believe in the Constitution over your kangaroo courts.
Takeaway:
Dems hunting Witkoff are just projecting their own filthy corruption—shameful!
Sources:
- The New York Times: “Democratic lawmakers ask for an investigation of the Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff.”
- Public records and past statements from Senator Chris Murphy and Representative Jamie Raskin on foreign policy and investigations.
Disclaimer: This is satire, folks. We’re just pointing out the absurd hypocrisy with a side of savage humor. No threats, just truth bombs. Shut your suck hole, Chris Murphy and Jamie Raskin—your witch hunt act is more tired than a Biden nap!
Published: 2026-01-09 | This is satirical content.