January 6th Obsession: Liberal Gaslighting Unhinged
The left’s favorite boogeyman gets a tired encore—buckle up!
Listen up, patriots, because the liberal echo chamber is cranking the January 6th melodrama to eleven again, courtesy of The Bulwark and their resident fearmonger, Tom Joscelyn, who’s now whining that it was just a “dress rehearsal” for Trump. Oh, spare us the theatrical tears! These are the same sanctimonious hacks who’ve spent three years turning a rowdy protest into the second coming of Pearl Harbor, while conveniently ignoring the summer of 2020 when BLM and Antifa torched cities with impunity. Hypocrisy much? The left’s selective outrage is so predictable, you could set your watch to it.
Let’s get real: The Bulwark, a rag for never-Trump RINOs and disgruntled Dems, is clutching pearls over “lawlessness triumphing” (cue the sad violin from their pals at The New York Times), yet they’re mute on Kamala Harris bailing out rioters during the George Floyd chaos. Remember her tweet on June 1, 2020, promoting the Minnesota Freedom Fund to “help post bail for those protesting”? Rules for thee, but not for me, right, Kamala? And don’t even get me started on Pelosi’s theatrics—kneeling in kente cloth for the cameras while her city burned, then acting like January 6th was the fall of Rome. These elitist clowns wouldn’t know consistency if it bit them on their Botoxed behinds.
The cherry on this hypocrisy sundae? NPR whining about a missing January 6th plaque for law enforcement at the Capitol. Oh, the humanity! Meanwhile, they’ve got zero coverage on the hundreds of officers injured during the 2020 riots—over 2,000, per the Major Cities Chiefs Association. Where’s their plaque, NPR? Or does blue lives only matter when it fits the anti-Trump narrative? The left’s obsession with January 6th isn’t about justice; it’s a pathetic attempt to keep their base scared and Trump demonized. Newsflash, drama queens: We see through your gaslighting, and we’re laughing harder than ever at your flop-sweat desperation.
Takeaway:
The left’s January 6th fetish is a broken record—skip it already!
Sources:
- The Bulwark: “January 6th Was a Dress Rehearsal for Trump, Not a Finale”
- The New York Times: “5 Years After Jan. 6, Lawlessness Has Triumphed”
- NPR: “This Jan. 6 Plaque Was Made to Honor Law Enforcement”
- Fox News: “White House Torches Democrats’ Jan 6 ‘Gaslighting’ Claims”
- Major Cities Chiefs Association: Reports on 2020 Riot Injuries
Disclaimer: This is satire, meant for entertainment. Don’t cry to your therapist about it.
Shut your suck hole, Kamala Harris—your selective “justice” act is a bigger riot than 2020!
Published: 2026-01-06 | This is satirical content.