NBC Poll Flatters Democrat Delusions

Independents supposedly crave the same party that tanked the border, spiked inflation, and lectured voters on pronouns while cities burned.

NBC News breathlessly reports independents favor Democrats by twelve points for congressional control, a margin built on the same polls that once swore Biden was sharp and Harris was electable. These voters apparently forgot Democrats' record of open borders that funneled fentanyl into red states, green energy mandates that spiked utility bills, and endless hearings designed to hamstring Trump's second-term agenda. Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer now posture as saviors while their caucus blocks funding for actual enforcement and peddles the lie that Republicans invented inflation. The survey ignores how independents watched Democrats demand mail-in ballot expansions in 2020 only to cry foul when scrutiny followed, then pivoted to lecturing states on voter ID as "suppression." Every data point here recycles the same coastal echo chamber that misread 2024's working-class revolt.

This isn't momentum; it's the media polishing another narrative to stall border security, energy production, and spending cuts Trump voters demanded.

Shut your suck hole, Chuck Schumer.

Satire. But you knew that.

Published: 2026-06-15 | This is satirical content.