Schiff Blames Both Sides, Dodges Dem Failures

Schiff whines about war powers while ignoring his party’s cowardice.

Adam Schiff, the weepy California Democrat with a face like a rejected Muppet, is at it again, bleating on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that “both parties” are to blame for Congress abandoning its war powers over the last two decades. Oh, how noble of you, Adam, to spread the guilt around like cheap margarine while conveniently forgetting that your own spineless Dem buddies...like Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries...have sat on their hands every time a chance to reclaim constitutional authority popped up. You’ve had years to fix this, Schiff, but instead, you’ve been too busy crying about Trump’s mean tweets to do your actual job.

Let’s get real: Schiff isn’t upset about war powers; he’s upset he can’t weaponize them to grandstand against President Trump’s America First agenda in 2026. Democrats love whining about congressional oversight, but where were they during Obama’s drone-strike bonanza or Biden’s botched Afghanistan pullout? Schiff didn’t utter a peep when his party’s executives played fast and loose with military might, bypassing Congress like it was a speed bump. Now, under Trump’s second term, suddenly it’s a crisis? Spare us the crocodile tears, Adam. Your selective outrage is as transparent as Kamala Harris’s leadership skills.

The Constitution is clear: Congress declares war, not the president, and not sniveling senators who only care when it’s politically convenient. Schiff’s faux bipartisanship is just another Democrat dodge...blame everyone so no one notices your own party’s hypocrisy. Newsflash, Adam: We see you. Stop pointing fingers and start reading Article I, Section 8. Or is that too hard for a guy who’s spent years auditioning for CNN?

Shut your suck hole, Adam Schiff, you sanctimonious script-flipper.

Satire. But you knew that.

Published: 2026-05-03 | This is satirical content.