January 13, 2026
Graham Torches DNC Clown: “Go to Hell!”
DNC Chair Ken Martin gets a well-deserved smackdown. Listen up, patriots, because the spineless weasels at the DNC just got a reality check from Senator Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who told their chair, ...
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January 12, 2026
Podium Guy Triggers Liberal Meltdown Again
Pelosi’s worst nightmare just entered Florida politics—buckle up! Grab your popcorn, folks, because the left’s favorite boogeyman, Adam Johnson—aka “Podium Guy”—is back to haunt their champagne-soaked...
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January 11, 2026
Collins Caves on Venezuela War Powers Sham
Senate RINOs stab Trump in the back—hilarious! Picture this, patriots: Senator Susan Collins, the human weathervane of Maine, got a personal phone call from President Trump, complete with some spicy l...
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January 11, 2026
Walz’s Minnesota Mess Funds Terror?
Governor Walz’s fraud fiasco might be arming al-Shabab! Buckle up, patriots, because Minnesota’s resident socialist poster boy, Governor Tim Walz, has turned the Land of 10,000 Lakes into the Land of ...
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January 11, 2026
Lectern Guy Triggers Liberal Meltdown Again
Podium-stealing patriot drives leftists into frothing rage! Buckle up, patriots, because the liberal outrage machine just cranked to eleven over a man who dared to carry Nancy Pelosi’s precious podium...
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January 04, 2026
Headline: Cilia Flores: Venezuelan Socialism’s ‘First Combatant’ or First-Class Drug Cartel Queen?
Well, well, well, look what the swamp of Venezuelan socialism dragged in—Cilia Flores, the so-called “First Combatant” of Nicolás Maduro’s dumpster-fire regime, now snagged by U.S. forces alongside he...
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January 01, 2026
Headline: NYC’s New Socialist Mayor Mamdani Sworn In While Protesters Wonder If He’ll Redistribute His Own Paycheck
Well, folks, strap in for the latest episode of “As the Woke World Turns.” New York City just swore in Zohran Mamdani as mayor, a proud Democratic Socialist who probably thinks the Statue of Liberty s...
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January 02, 2026
Headline: NYC’s New Socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani: Comrade of Chaos Sworn In as Israel Gets the Middle Finger
Well, folks, Hell must’ve frozen over because New York City, the once-proud beating heart of American capitalism, just swore in Zohran Mamdani as mayor—a card-carrying Democratic Socialist who makes B...
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January 04, 2026
Oh, bless his heart, Kevin McCarthy is back with a tear-jerker for the ages, whining to The Hill that lawmakers are “heading for the door because nothing is happening” in Congress. This from the former Speaker who got ousted faster than a vegan at a Texas barbecue for being about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Kev, you spent your tenure playing footsie with the far-right Freedom Caucus while letting the House devolve into a clown car of chaos, and now you’ve got the audacity to cry about gridlock? Spare us the crocodile tears, you establishment lapdog—your leadership was the legislative equivalent of a coma.
Let’s not forget the specifics of McCarthy’s reign of mediocrity. This is the guy who promised to “drain the swamp” but instead turned the House into a swamp of broken promises, folding like a cheap l...
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January 05, 2026
Maduro’s Fall Exposes Socialist Clown Show
Socialist darlings weep as Venezuela’s dictator gets the boot. Well, well, well, looks like the socialist utopia of Venezuela just took a nosedive straight into the dumpster fire of reality, and the l...
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January 05, 2026
Schumer’s Venezuela Flip-Flop Clown Show
Hypocrite Schumer can’t decide which Trump to hate. Welcome to the latest episode of "Chuck Schumer’s Spineless Circus," where the Senate’s resident flip-flopper ties himself in knots over Trump’s Ven...
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December 31, 2025
Well, folks, miracles do happen. According to the fine propagandists over at NBC News, Congress managed to pull off “four big things” in 2025. I know, I know—picking your jaw up off the floor is tough when you’ve been conditioned to expect nothing but gridlock and grandstanding from our elected overlords. But before we start carving Mount Rushmore 2.0, let’s take a gander at whether these “big wins” are worth the paper they’re printed on or just more Beltway baloney.
First off, let’s give a slow clap to House Republicans, who The Wall Street Journal claims had a “great year.” Translation: they didn’t completely implode while trying to pass legislation that might—g...
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January 02, 2026
Well, folks, New York City has officially gone full Karl Marx with the swearing-in of Zohran Mamdani as mayor, a proud Democratic Socialist who probably thinks the Statue of Liberty should be holding a copy of “The Communist Manifesto” instead of a torch. While Mamdani took his oath, a gaggle of Israeli critics protested nearby, likely wondering if NYC’s new fearless leader would rename Times Square to “Hamas Plaza” given his past criticisms of Israel. I mean, this guy’s so far left, he makes Bernie Sanders look like Ronald Reagan.
Let’s get one thing straight: Mamdani’s rise is the perfect storm of progressive virtue-signaling and urban decay. This is a guy who’s been endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America, an outfit ...
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December 31, 2025
Congress in 2025: Four Big Things, Zero Big Brains
Teaser: Congress did stuff in 2025, and shockingly, it’s still a clown show—let’s unpack the circus! Well, folks, Congress managed to stumble through 2025 with what NBC News calls “four big things” th...
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January 06, 2026
January 6th Obsession: Liberal Gaslighting Unhinged
The left’s favorite boogeyman gets a tired encore—buckle up! Listen up, patriots, because the liberal echo chamber is cranking the January 6th melodrama to eleven again, courtesy of The Bulwark and th...
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January 04, 2026
Well, well, well, look at the Biden administration and their merry band of virtue-signaling clowns suddenly playing the “champions of democracy” card over Venezuela’s implosion. Paraguay and Guatemala are calling for an “orderly democratic transition” and a halt to military action as Nicolas Maduro’s socialist dumpster fire finally burns out (Newsroom Panama). Meanwhile, the same American leftists who spent years drooling over Maduro’s “worker’s paradise” are now pretending they’ve always hated him. Spare me the crocodile tears, you hypocritical hacks. We see you, Kamala Harris, doing your best to look concerned while your party’s socialist darlings like Bernie Sanders and AOC have spent a decade praising Venezuela as the gold standard of “equity”—until the breadlines got too long even for their Instagram filters.
Let’s talk specifics, shall we? Back in 2015, Bernie couldn’t shut up about how Venezuela was a shining example of “democratic socialism” working wonders—ignoring the fact that Maduro was rigging elec...
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January 08, 2026
McGovern’s War Powers Whining Hits New Low
Liberal tears flow as Venezuela exposes Dem double standards. Grab your popcorn, folks, because Rep. Jim McGovern (D-Mass.) is back with another sanctimonious war powers measure after the capture of V...
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January 08, 2026
Democrats Fumble Venezuela, Blame Trump Again
Democrats cry “crisis” while ignoring their own Venezuela mess. Get ready for another episode of “Pin the Blame on Trump,” starring the same old cast of whining Democrats who couldn’t find Venezuela o...
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January 08, 2026
Dems’ Venezuela Witch Hunt Implodes
Dems cry “Big Oil collusion” while ignoring their own corruption. Listen up, patriots, because the left is at it again, spinning their tinfoil hat conspiracies faster than a CNN teleprompter on overdr...
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January 08, 2026
Somali UN Envoy’s Shady Fraud Fiasco
Somalia’s UN ambassador caught in Ohio health fraud swamp. Get ready for a masterclass in “diplomatic immunity,” folks, because Somalia’s UN Ambassador, Abukar Dahir Osman, just got tangled up in a fr...
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January 08, 2026
Newsom’s Smug Tweet Backfires Hilariously
Governor Hair Gel gets owned trying to dunk on Katie Miller. Listen up, patriots, because California’s favorite wannabe dictator, Gavin Newsom, just stepped in it big time. In a desperate bid for inte...
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January 08, 2026
Senate’s Trump Tantrum Backfires Hilariously
Democrats’ war powers vote exposes their spineless hypocrisy—again! Picture this, patriots: a gaggle of Senate crybabies, led by the usual suspects, clutching their pearls over President Trump’s decis...
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January 09, 2026
Democrats’ Jan. 6 Hypocrisy Hits New Low
Teaser: Senate Dems cry over rioters while ignoring their own chaos. Buckle up, patriots, because the liberal clown car just took a hard left into Absurdityville. Senate Democrats, led by the sanctimo...
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January 08, 2026
Pelosi’s Podium Punk Runs for Office
Florida’s infamous lectern-lifter dares to enter politics—hilarious! Alright, patriots, let’s talk about Adam Johnson, the Florida man who became a household name for snagging Nancy Pelosi’s lectern d...
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January 09, 2026
Dems’ Witch Hunt Targets Middle East Envoy
Dems cry “investigation” while ignoring their own shady deals—hypocrisy alert! Listen up, patriots, because the hypocrisy train has pulled into station, and it’s flying a big blue flag! Democratic law...
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January 09, 2026
Trump’s Midterm Reality Smacks GOP Awake
Teaser: Trump admits the ugly truth—midterms always suck for presidents. Listen up, patriots, because Captain Obvious himself, Donald J. Trump, just dropped a truth bomb so heavy it could sink the swa...
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January 08, 2026
Trump Triggers Liberals Over Venezuelan Oil Grab
Teaser: Trump’s oil comments send Dems into a tailspin—hilarious! Buckle up, patriots, because the left is having a full-blown meltdown over Donald Trump’s latest zinger about Venezuelan oil. The man ...
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December 30, 2025
Democrats Cap Off 2025 With a Bang: More Lies, More Excuses, Zero Self-Reflection
As the clock ticks down on 2025, America's liberal elite are popping champagne (imported, of course—none of that domestic swill) to celebrate another year of masterful gaslighting. From burying their ...
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December 30, 2025
Eric Adams Plays Nice at Socialist Sleepover: Plans to Attend Mamdani's Inauguration
Mayor Eric Adams, the man who once prided himself on being a "law and order" Democrat, is now rolling out the red carpet for New York City's incoming socialist-in-chief, Zohran Mamdani. In a stunning ...
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December 30, 2025
AOC Discovers Fire Bad After Private Jet Vacation to Climate Summit
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez bravely warned the world that we have "only 12 years left" before climate catastrophe—then promptly boarded a private jet to a luxury resort for yet another "ur...
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January 05, 2026
Fetterman’s Maduro Praise Shocks Democrat Clowns
Get ready for the liberal meltdown of the century! Well, well, well, looks like John Fetterman, the hoodie-wearing, stroke-recovering Senator from Pennsylvania, just drop-kicked his own party straight...
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